Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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