WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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