if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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