And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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