I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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