just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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