is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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