Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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