quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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