I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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