just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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