Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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