Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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