Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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