FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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