She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i came on her dog
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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