Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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