Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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