At least make sure they are 18
Why
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
