I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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