Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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