3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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