How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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