I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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