the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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