I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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