Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
