Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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