Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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