Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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