get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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