what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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