marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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