Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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