is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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