belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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