this beer tastes like vomit already
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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