I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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