Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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