Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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