P.S. I can't hear my feet
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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