What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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