I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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