So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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