I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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