I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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