I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Randomize
