Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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