Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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