It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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