he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Randomize
