Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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